Things mariteaux was right about

• automod is useless
• jackomix is useless
• Too many bots
• Too many channels
• joshy is the type of nigga to steal candy from a kid and be like "bruh why u cryin"
• Spinning Leroy around on his dick like a turbine
• owlman is a pedo
• Nostalgiamining is the worst thing to happen to this website (followed closely by Pizza Squeeze)
• F A T H E A D P I Z Z A C R U S T
• Webrings are a waste of time
• Hyperlink? More like Hindenburg
• Ignoring cheren is homophobic
• Discord isn't spyware
• Woke computer kids are the cancer that is killing Neocities Sebastian
• No girls on the internet
• owlman is obsessed with mariteaux
• Everyone is a little bit mariteaux sometimes
• This image being 100% true
• All suiters fuck dogs